Limerick #174 (The Jizz Guzzling Cum Dumpster)
Because cum dumpsters are people too

Posted: 11/8/2013
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Limerick #175 (Pickle Juice Usage #2)
Besides soaking pickles, what else is there

Posted: 11/1/2013
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Limerick #173 (Anal Eyes This)
Bit o' work in honor of JP

Posted: 1/15/2013
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Limerick #172 (The Drilldo)
Sometimes Overkill is good

Posted: 3/21/2011
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Limerick #171 (The Definition of Safe)
For those who have no regard for the safety of anyone

Posted: 3/6/2011
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Limerick #170 (Pricked by the Cactus)
Ode to the phallic qualities of desert vegetation.

Posted: 3/4/2011
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Limerick #1-69 (Pashmina Dilemma)
The joy of new terms.

Posted: 3/4/2011
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Limerick #168 (When Harry Shit on Sally)
Another perspective on faking orgasms.

Posted: 3/4/2011
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Limerick #167 (Coximity)
Related terms Boximity, Buttoximity, and Knoximity. Familiarize yourself with these terms for a more pleasant and productive work place.

Posted: 3/4/2011
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Limerick #166 (Sailor Jerry's Spiced Cum)
Admiral Nelson and Captain Morgan apparently buried their 'treasure' elsewhere.

Posted: 6/10/2005
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Limerick #165 (Asparapiss)
This phenomenon also happenes with other ordinary household food items as well... Coffee for example

Posted: 6/10/2005
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Limerick #164 (7th Son of a Bitch)
The Kallikaks are back again! He does have a point. What good is the whore that can't assume a requested sexual position? I guess she does a half-assed job.

Posted: 1/4/2005
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Limerick #163 (Morons Beget Morons)
Ye Olde Kallos vs Kakos, Quaker vs bar-maid study. How does this apply to you and your current surroundings?

Posted: 1/4/2005
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Limerick #162 (The Impotence of Being Earnest)
Sic Transit Gloria Mundi - Kids these days.

Posted: 12/29/2004
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Limerick #161 (Even Steven and Lucy Goosey)
Behold; the power of cheese.

Posted: 12/29/2004
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Limerick #160 (Not Nessie Sara Lee)
Stick to the kitchen and leave the fossil identification to the fossil hunters. Mary Anning actually found Ichthyosaur remains.

Posted: 12/29/2004
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Limerick #159 (Georgia Peach)
The realistic end to the holiday love story.

Posted: 12/14/2004
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Limerick #158 (Love at First Suck)
A nice holiday love story.

Posted: 12/14/2004
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Limerick #157 (Impressionable Yet Impregnable)
Nature's answer to the chastitiy belt, though I doubt those that develop this anomaly would survive.

Posted: 12/14/2004
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Limerick #156 (Prelude to a Shit)
Another ode to bodily functions.

Posted: 12/14/2004
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Limerick #155 (Seminal Criminal)
The words just stuck together on this one.

Posted: 12/14/2004
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Limerick #154 (Typhoid Sally)
Another fish story that has recently come to light.

Posted: 12/14/2004
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Limerick #153 (Agnosferatu)
It makes you wonder how myths, legends, etc. originated

Posted: 12/14/2004
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Limerick #152 (Mr. I.B.S.)
A journey through one man's explosive habits.

Posted: 10/14/2004
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Limerick #151 (One Fifth of the Time)
Ode to Bacardi 151 and waking up to discover you slept with your eyes open.

Posted: 10/5/2004
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Limerick #150 (Guess What Phillip Guest!)
(Guest + Halt) = Gestalt for a nice little play on words. Also Guest and guessed are play on words. Who actually should be credited for the rendering? The artist who created this final image conglomeration or the image itself. And is it the image or the beholders past/ present experiences that may cause such a dramatic feeling. The painting itself can be considered a gestalt as well as the analysis of the psychological effects of the image on any given individual.

Posted: 10/5/2004
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Limerick #149 (Hole Enchilada)
I bet the next day was a laundry day.

Posted: 9/23/2004
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Limerick #148 (The Summer I Spent in Xenia , Ohio)
A little play on words with the movie Gummo. A fitting little gift for the small town sexcapade. Gumma: the rubbery, tumorlike lesion of tertiary syphilis.

Posted: 9/11/2004
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Limerick #147 (Double Stuff)
I'm sure this is on video somewhere.

Posted: 8/25/2004
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Limerick #146 (The Upset Chair)
The 'upset' chair must be a step down from the 'angry' chair. This one goes out to Michael Hutchence who was in excess with his autoerotic habits.

Posted: 8/20/2004
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Limerick #145 (Tools of the Trade)
This one is just an excuse to use some silly phrases.

Posted: 8/20/2004
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Limerick #144 (Lament for a Friend)
May the circumstances that necessitate this type of reflection be few and far between. What is best in life?

Posted: 8/16/2004
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Limerick #143 (Breaking Spunk Loaf with the Brethren)
I suppose this art form could have been developed out of boredom. How about a chili dog?

Posted: 8/16/2004
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Limerick #142 (Fuck Like a Beast)
Along with Countess Bathory another danger incurred by being a virgin.

Posted: 8/14/2004
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Limerick #141 (12 inch Fetish)
A common fetish with a new twist so to speak.

Posted: 8/14/2004
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Limerick #140 (Pus N' Cum)
Just add blood, feces, and urine and you have yourself a party.

Posted: 8/13/2004
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Limerick #139 (Itching Disorder South of His Border)
I suppose this is similar to California Rectal Hot Tub Gonorrhea

Posted: 8/13/2004
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Limerick #138 (My Father's Eyes)
This one burned a little while making it. Remember this is as per request...

Posted: 8/2/2004
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Limerick #137 (Minister of Dichotomy)
It seems Nietzsche took issue with Wagner's compromise of his music over his philosophy. High ranking members of the Nazi party enjoyed both the music of Wagner and the philosophy of Nietzsche. Did they not understand that with the Ubermensch there could be no such compromise. What do you make of this?

Posted: 8/2/2004
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Limerick #136 (Spam Lovin' Man)
Eggs bacon and spam.

Posted: 8/2/2004
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Limerick #135 (The Bad Samaritan)
Something that came to mind a few years back when I stopped to help a girl that had just sped passed me momments earlier over a hill despite a double yellow line. Her car left the wet pavement and cut a telephone pole in half then came to rest in a field. Apparantly there was a car coming the opposite direction. Just imagine if the road had been more isolated and and the person that stopped was not a good Samaratin. I think she lived.

Posted: 8/2/2004
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Limerick #134 (The Ballad of Robert Sauce)
This one started with the title and went (so to speak) from there. Female ejaculation is said to consist mainly of urine.

Posted: 8/2/2004
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Limerick #133 (Impending Anal Blast)
Maybe someone can fill us in on the attraction of feces when related to sex. It seems like a car wreck, it's horrible, but you just can't turn your head. So how would one descibe the actual experience?

Posted: 8/1/2004
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Limerick #132 (Empty Sack Jack)
The flower that never blooms; the balls that never drop.

Posted: 7/31/2004
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Limerick #131 (More Tough Love)
Bonus 24 hour turn around of BLOG"s request 'fuck buddies'

Posted: 7/24/2004
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Limerick #130 (Tough Love)
24 hour turn around of BLOG's request for 'fuck buddies'

Posted: 7/24/2004
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Limerick #129 (P Ain't White)
Bonus request for The Death Priest (Paint). Turned around within 24 hours.

Posted: 7/23/2004
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Limerick #128 (P Ain't Brown)
Word request from The Death Priest (Paint). Turned around within 24 hours.

Posted: 7/23/2004
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Limerick #127 (Death Scat Collector)
The 'death scat' is the involuntary bowel movement often times produced during the death process. In this lovely piece we find our budding serial killer conducting an early experiment with a small animal. Some killers take souvenirs. This one has a scat fetish.

Posted: 7/20/2004
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Limerick #126 (Sedation is Bliss)
Much like ignorance, the sedated state takes away many of your worries. Unfortunately this is normally a temporary experience. Work starts on Monday

Posted: 7/20/2004
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Limerick #125 (Thinking Outside the Box (Y?))
Reference to 'the skin around the vagina.' Everyone must do their part to continue the human race. I guess even put your seed in the belly of a whore.

Posted: 6/30/2004
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Limerick #124 (Jack-Off of All Trades)
It's pretty easy to trick your cock.

Posted: 6/30/2004
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Limerick #123 (Wive's Tail)
Usually it's a good idea to experiment. It's ALWAYS a good idea to do the research and ask questions first.

Posted: 6/30/2004
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Limerick #122 (Perfect Fit)
Let's hope Tim does not get the bends

Posted: 6/30/2004
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Limerick #121 (Tranny Fuck)
Modern science can make life a little frightening.

Posted: 6/30/2004
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Limerick #120 (A Horse is a Whore's)
Make sure you dangle the right carrot.

Posted: 6/30/2004
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Limerick #119 (Comic Relief)
These days everyone is fucking.

Posted: 6/30/2004
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Limerick #118 (Confucious Say 'Man With Dirty Brown Peter Is Fucking Sack of Shit')
Basically a reference to experimentation when sexual contact with another living organism (man, woman, or beast) is not possible.

Posted: 6/30/2004
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Limerick #117 (Fecal Fountains of Wayne)
I think this gal may live next door to Shirley.

Posted: 6/30/2004
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Limerick #116 (Looking for Mr. Fister)
Beware: There may be a Shirley in a neighborhood near you.

Posted: 6/30/2004
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Limerick #115 (Phantom Limb Pain (Buzz Kill for the Apotemnophiliac))
What can you do with a triple amputee?

Posted: 6/25/2004
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Limerick #114 (Lord Tod Wadley)
Reference material: The Queen of Whale Cay (The Life Of A Great American Eccentric) The pictures of Tod are most entertaining.

Posted: 6/25/2004
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Limerick #113 (And Don't Call Me Shirley (Eye-Gore version))
This Limerick needs to be read either before or after Limerick #112 to fully appreciate the content. The title is an 'Airplane' reference for the play on words with the female victim in this piece. 'Eye-Gore' in the title is also a reference to the movie 'Young Frankenstein' and reinforces any inference made about the doctor and the mutilation of his victims. Of course Mary Shelley wrote Frankenstein thus another play on the words 'Mary, surely'. 'lovely flower' is a refernce to the 1931 movie 'Frankenstein' and the scene in which the innocent girl is thrown into the lake. The murderer, necrophile (infernce man, inference) character in this piece is pronounced Fuck N' 'Steen' with in conjuction with Limerick #112 is a reference to the movie 'Young Frankenstein' with the different pronunciations of the last name. I'm not really sure if anyone finds this amusing other than myself.

Posted: 6/23/2004
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Limerick #112 (And Don't Call Me Shirley)
This Limerick needs to be read either before or after Limerick #113 to fully appreciate the content. The title is an 'Airplane' reference for the play on words with the female victim in this piece. Of course Mary Shelley wrote Frankenstein thus another play on the words 'Mary, surely'. 'lovely flower' is a refernce to the 1931 movie 'Frankenstein' and the scene in which the innocent girl is thrown into the lake. The murderer, necrophile (infernce man, inference) character in this piece is pronounced Fuck N' 'Stine' with in conjuction with Limerick #113 is a reference to the movie 'Young Frankenstein' with the different pronunciations of the last name. I'm not really sure if anyone finds this amusing other than myself.

Posted: 6/23/2004
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Limerick #111 (x6 Ramirez)
Richard Ramirez aka "The Valley Intruder" aka "The Night Stalker"

Posted: 6/18/2004
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Limerick #110 (The Sword Soared)
Don't expect a pat on the back when your dealing pain and suffering. Not that you shouldn't be doing it, just don't expect someone to thank you for it and/or not call your bluff.

Posted: 6/18/2004
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Limerick #109 (Tit for Tat)
I suppose even sadistic sociopaths are concerned with their appearance.

Posted: 4/2/2004
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Limerick #108 (Outside the Pants)
I suppose this is what happens when guys think outside of the pants

Posted: 4/2/2004
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Limerick #107 (Means by Which)
How did Phillip make his money? The Wicca women that enjoyed coitis with both the male and female of the species.

Posted: 4/2/2004
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Limerick #106 (Overkill)
Some people need and deserve our help. Others unfortunately do not.

Posted: 4/2/2004
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Limerick #105 (P.N.P.)
Techno fear. The joys of technology.

Posted: 4/2/2004
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Limerick #104

Posted: 4/2/2004
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Limerick #103

Posted: 4/2/2004
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Limerick #102

Posted: 3/24/2004
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Limerick #101

Posted: 3/24/2004
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Limerick #100

Posted: 3/24/2004
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Limerick #99

Posted: 3/24/2004
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Posted: 3/24/2004
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Posted: 3/24/2004
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Posted: 3/24/2004
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Posted: 3/24/2004
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Posted: 3/24/2004
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Posted: 3/24/2004
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Limerick #92

Posted: 3/24/2004
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Limerick #91

Posted: 3/24/2004
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Limerick #90

Posted: 3/24/2004
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Limerick #89

Posted: 2/20/2004
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Limerick #88

Posted: 2/18/2004
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Limerick #87

Posted: 2/18/2004
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Limerick #86

Posted: 2/18/2004
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Limerick #85

Posted: 2/16/2004
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Limerick #84

Posted: 2/16/2004
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Limerick #83

Posted: 2/16/2004
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Limerick #82

Posted: 2/13/2004
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Limerick #81

Posted: 2/12/2004
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Limerick #80

Posted: 2/12/2004
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Limerick #79

Posted: 2/10/2004
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Limerick #78

Posted: 2/9/2004
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Posted: 2/9/2004
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Posted: 2/9/2004
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Limerick #75

Posted: 2/6/2004
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Limerick #74

Posted: 2/5/2004
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Limerick #73

Posted: 2/4/2004
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Limerick #72

Posted: 2/2/2004
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Limerick #71

Posted: 2/2/2004
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Posted: 2/2/2004
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Limerick #69

Posted: 2/2/2004
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Limerick #68

Posted: 1/30/2004
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Limerick #67

Posted: 1/30/2004
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Limerick #66

Posted: 1/28/2004
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Posted: 1/12/2004
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Posted: 1/12/2004
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Posted: 1/12/2004
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Posted: 1/12/2004
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Posted: 1/12/2004
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Posted: 1/12/2004
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Posted: 1/12/2004
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Posted: 1/12/2004
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Posted: 1/12/2004
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Posted: 1/12/2004
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Posted: 1/12/2004
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Posted: 1/12/2004
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Posted: 1/12/2004
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Limerick #33 (Before Psalm *69)
An actual experiment conducted years ago (before *69 etc.) in which I and a friend of mine decided to call all priests, reverends, etc listed in the local phone book very late at night and ask 'Is Satan there?' This is one of the actual responses (probably the best), though the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

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Limerick #31 (Cheese Chokum Butthole)
The side-effects of a limited diet. Also it is a good formula for digital removal.

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Limerick #15 (The Price of Symbolism ($7.77/ $6.66 with coupon)
Most religions are created with good intentions. We know the road to hell is paved with them.

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Limerick #14

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Limerick #13 (Back Door Man)
Whatever it takes to get the job done.

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Limerick #12 (Fecal Soup)
Basic bodily functions are always a good topic.

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Limerick #10 (Captain Kidd)
What is the real origin of this moniker and how many licks will it take to get to the center of it.

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Limerick #9 (There's More Than 1 Way to Skin a Flute)
Even a master of debation would be hard pressed to disagree with this quick n' sick physiological abatement.

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Limerick #8 (Mr. Low Dangles)
Testiculus elephantiasis. I'm sure this fellow was uncomfortable, but he didn't die in his sleep.

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Limerick #7 (So Do My Phrases)
archetypum Sodoma Gen 19:1-11

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Limerick #6 (Vagispeak Affluency)
So how do you refer to your vagina and how would like others to make the same reference.

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Limerick #5 (The Crackasaur)
This must be one creepy pooper

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Limerick #4 (Shorn out of Scorn)
A very misogynistic and sadistic alternative to waxing.

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Limerick #3 (Cooter Rooter)
One of the many uses of the handy dandy shunt

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Limerick #2 (Dan The 'Man')
Back in the days when skeletons stayed in the closet.

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Limerick #1 (Cum Sweating Whore)
I guess most sores are pink inside as well. This was the first limerick I wrote for the Vicious Enterprises series.

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